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	<title>Comments on: ShamWow &#8211; Shammy Suckage</title>
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	<description>The silence is broken and it won't stop screaming.</description>
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		<title>By: Evil Squirrel Overlord</title>
		<link>http://illuminatigonewild.wordpress.com/2008/11/17/shamwow-shammy-suckage/#comment-120</link>
		<dc:creator>Evil Squirrel Overlord</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Speaking of leprechaun&#039;s gold Popular Mechanics puts Shamwow to the test!

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4309587.html

&quot;The Verdict:
If you have reusable cloth rags (and a roll of paper towels for backup), then neither product is necessary.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speaking of leprechaun&#8217;s gold Popular Mechanics puts Shamwow to the test!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4309587.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4309587.html</a></p>
<p>&#8220;The Verdict:<br />
If you have reusable cloth rags (and a roll of paper towels for backup), then neither product is necessary.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: webhick</title>
		<link>http://illuminatigonewild.wordpress.com/2008/11/17/shamwow-shammy-suckage/#comment-99</link>
		<dc:creator>webhick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 04:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Absolutely.  He inspires me to find the leprechaun&#039;s gold.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Absolutely.  He inspires me to find the leprechaun&#8217;s gold.</p>
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		<title>By: coffee</title>
		<link>http://illuminatigonewild.wordpress.com/2008/11/17/shamwow-shammy-suckage/#comment-95</link>
		<dc:creator>coffee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the guy who hosts the Shamwow commercials is truly inspirational</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the guy who hosts the Shamwow commercials is truly inspirational</p>
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		<title>By: You Demented Freaks &#171; Illuminati Gone Wild</title>
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		<dc:creator>You Demented Freaks &#171; Illuminati Gone Wild</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] When it comes to the two most popular posts on this blog, between our Obama announcement and our expose on Vince Offer - Obama nabbed 61% of the pageviews while Vince is at 39% and climbing [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] When it comes to the two most popular posts on this blog, between our Obama announcement and our expose on Vince Offer &#8211; Obama nabbed 61% of the pageviews while Vince is at 39% and climbing [...]</p>
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		<title>By: webhick</title>
		<link>http://illuminatigonewild.wordpress.com/2008/11/17/shamwow-shammy-suckage/#comment-70</link>
		<dc:creator>webhick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Christy,

We think it&#039;s very cute that you&#039;ve tried to bring this to our attention.  But we know everything, so your effort was in vain.  But never fear, for I am merely compiling the results of our investigation.

In the meantime, there&#039;s nothing the Illuminati will do about someone feeling very sexually harassed by a TV commercial starring a leprechaun.   Well, except point and laugh...but we do that anyway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christy,</p>
<p>We think it&#8217;s very cute that you&#8217;ve tried to bring this to our attention.  But we know everything, so your effort was in vain.  But never fear, for I am merely compiling the results of our investigation.</p>
<p>In the meantime, there&#8217;s nothing the Illuminati will do about someone feeling very sexually harassed by a TV commercial starring a leprechaun.   Well, except point and laugh&#8230;but we do that anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: Christy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I must start by saying thank you to the Illuminati for exposing that which I believed to be true for so long, but now I must beg of you to further your investigation into Vince.  Vince is now pushing the Slap Chop at every other commercial break and when he states that I’m going to “love his nuts” I feel very sexually harassed.  What am I to do?  I know for a fact that I WILL NOT love his nuts.  He also includes the Graty if you order immediately (because he can’t do it all day), but I want to know what martinis and bikinis have to do with grating cheese.  Please help!  This shameless pushing of ridiculous products under criminally false and offensive statements has to be stopped.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I must start by saying thank you to the Illuminati for exposing that which I believed to be true for so long, but now I must beg of you to further your investigation into Vince.  Vince is now pushing the Slap Chop at every other commercial break and when he states that I’m going to “love his nuts” I feel very sexually harassed.  What am I to do?  I know for a fact that I WILL NOT love his nuts.  He also includes the Graty if you order immediately (because he can’t do it all day), but I want to know what martinis and bikinis have to do with grating cheese.  Please help!  This shameless pushing of ridiculous products under criminally false and offensive statements has to be stopped.</p>
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		<title>By: ShamWow</title>
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		<dc:creator>ShamWow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for sharing this nice info with us.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for sharing this nice info with us.</p>
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